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atinybitofmyheart:

omg. get inside of me. have my children. i cant even handle. 
fake-mermaid:

oh my god :((((

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

(Source: snowpetrel)

thecreativetouch:

EVERY EFFING TIME.

healthyandhappyandhopeful:

michygeary:

tr4nsit:

inkwh0re:

Everyone MUST watch.

R.I.P Beautiful.

Reblog for Tom. <3 

Never have I ever seriously cried from a video or anything on tumblr, this tore me up inside holy fuck

This is seriously fucked up.

I hate a lot of things about my country. This is one of them.

Bless Obama for being the only candidate to agree with me.

I don’t want tolerance. I want acceptance.

I am crying so hard :’(
Ugh fuck

Screw American guys. I'm marrying a British guy.

  • British boy: You look beautiful today love.
  • American boy: Yo ass is kickin